While "Stick It In My Poop Shoot 45" seemed appetizing (not!), I thought that a movie called “Anal Pleasure” would be a little more up my alley, so to speak. I am I huge anal advocate and while anything that has to do with enjoying the booty is a-ok with me, I still prefer to watch pornos that treat the ass with the respect it deserves.

Along with just doing anal adventuring, the performers in this Viv Thomas flick take the time to get into to action, kissing and groping each other’s entire bodies. That, coupled with high quality video and beautiful “sets,” gives this movie a hotter edge than most. Sure, that’s my own opinion, but isn’t that what you came here for anyway?

Within the first few minutes, we get two sexy people (Teena Dolly and James Brossman) getting straight to business and love up on each other wholly before heading to the booty – and before even taking off all of their clothes. Sure I love a plot, but sometimes you just want to get down to it without having to know all the details of why they are fucking. They are fucking… isn’t that enough?

When it comes to anal porn, I do really wish that they would show folks actually using lube. It frustrates the hell out of me that people think they can just head to asstown without lubing up the highway. Seriously people – when it comes to ass play, you need to use lube; and when you think you’ve used enough, use some more. Yes, it’s true that porn is just fantasy, but I don’t think it would ruin the illusion to show folks using lube. And it would probably really make a difference to the women who are experiencing super painful anal sex because their partner thinks that because women in porn take it with no lube, then their woman should be able to do the same. Little do they know that these performers are having their assholes prepped with lube and action before the scene starts. Just a thought, porn makers, from your friendly neighborhood sex educator.

I’m going to be perfectly honest with you here and say that my favorite part of this movie was that the editors/directors left in those little-bit-funny sounds that happen when air gets trapped in a vagina during vigorous thrusting in doggy-style. You know, those “farty” sounds that happen… the ones that can totally mortify you if your partner isn’t mature enough to know what it is. I really appreciate that those were left in there, as well as all the moaning and groaning. I do love music in porn, but I also love when it’s left out to let the natural sounds come out.

All in all, Anal Pleasure was a total pleasure to watch. Thanks Viv Thomas!